It seems that to keep an eye on terrorists and other dangerous people, the government could be more creative in outsourcing the hard work of keeping an eye on citizens. Leave it to an expert -- Santa Claus. He'd just have to expand his "watch list" from kids to include adults as well. Then we could update the famous song and and still keep the exact same Christmas spirit:

Don't drive like a jerk,
Or be late paying fees,
Steal Post-Its from work
Or share mp3s,
Santa Claus is coming to town.

He's making a list,
Of those who can't fly,
With guys who made jokes,
In the security line,
Santa Claus is coming to town.

He knows if you've been cheating,
On your taxes or your wife,
He knows if you've been smoking pot,
Three strikes and you're in for life.

Anyway, happy holiday season.