Brian pointed out this gem of a quote from Ashcroft (ref):

"Quite simply, the illegal drug paraphernalia industry has invaded the homes of families across the country without their knowledge."

Were you worried about an invasion by the drug paraphernalia industry? I wasn't. The article goes on:

"Organizations advocating the legalization of marijuana accused Ashcroft of grandstanding."

I don't think you have to be pro-marijuana to find that grandstanding. Last quote:

"Surely he has something better to do with his time."

Like, have a smoke, and relax, Ashcroft.